I dreamed I was in bed with the ladies on the view.
They were all moaning at the same time. Nothing was going on, they were just sitting on my bed wearing short nighties and moaning.
I have to admit Joy looked kinda hot.
Some were trying to moan louder than others and Whoopie was smoking a big cigar and trying to give me a french kiss.
She would blow out cigar smoke and then try to force her tongue down my throat. I felt like I couldn't breathe.
She kept farting and saying. "scuse'em, scuse'em"
I woke up all panicky and had to go throw up in the toilet.
When I got back to bed there was a cigar butt still smoldering in the ashtray.
I ran out of the bedroom screaming NO!, and almost fell down the stairs.
Then I remembered it was my cigar.
Is this normal?
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
